The Appalachian Trail Expedition team consists of two members: John Suhar and Joe Collins. Here is a little more about them.
Dabbling with fiction? 
John
- Loves nature
- Was told by his 7 year old neighbor, he resembled Mowgli from the Jungle Book
- Has enjoyed a healthy fascination with the outdoors ever since visiting the Robinson’s family treehouse, check them out by clinking on the link here – Florida
- Has an affinity towards the lifestyle of the Wilderness Family
- Is hoping the result of this trip will leave him sporting a chiseled physique, ridiculously good looks, an English accent, and an unprecedented amount of backcountry knowledge
Joe is not yet aware that he needs to fill this space. The following Joe facts are entirely fictional (as far as we know) and will remain so until he returns from his recent globe trotting adventure to fix them.
- Joe can bend minds with his spoon.
- Joe has an impressive collection of stuffed animals
- Nobody’s gonna tell Joe when he’s had enough to eat
- Joe has a low introductory APR
- Joe has an extensive cardigan collection
- Joe’s chewing gum never looses its flavor
- Joe’s beard is very attractive to carnival workers under 5′6″ tall.
- Joe plays the frying pan in Andrew Stapleton’s kitchen band during his off time.
- Joe has a lot of off time.
- Joe thinks crepes are a French-Canadian conspiracy. Against what he has no idea.
- Joe once fabricated a kayak from 462 empty Coors Light cans, one railroad tie and a spool of bailing wire.
- Joe can MacGyver a meal out of the most uncommon refrigerator contents
- Joe lost a bet about whether or not a hibernating bear can smell bacon.
- Joe finds your lack of faith…disturbing.
- Joe has now failed to notice this for like two months.
- Or perhaps he just doesn’t care.
- Joe spends the off season working as a Nigerian Email Scammer. His book is available for free if you can wire him a $1,000 “export duty” to get it out of Lagos.
- Joe likes the name Nacho for small dogs
- On Saturday’s Joe looks for typos in ancient Sumerian prophecies
- Joe can make accurate maps of far-away islands with the help of uncannily accurate guesswork
- Joe can drive a stick shift without using his hands
- Joe knows why we park on driveways and drive on parkways
- Joe can get extreme athletes to autograph pictures of SpongeBob SquarePants for reasons that the government is not fully aware of
- The speed of light is measured relative to Joe
- For a challenge, Joe frequently engages in “no-hands” origami
Posted by jtjcontheat 
